Wet and Wild Bloghop!

Wet and Wild Hop

Welcome to blog #125 in the 170-blog “Wet and Wild Bloghop.”

Oops, you just fell asleep, didn’t you? I understand. You’re sick of being wet and wild. You’re shivering, your string bikini is starting to chafe, and you just want some chamomile tea. Too fucking bad. This is a marathon, not a sprint.

Kidding! Scroll down for the rules if you want to skip me. If you’ve never visited before, let me apologize for everything on this blog. Especially if you poke through my posts in the Vile Archives.

Even though I knew about this event months ago, I kept postponing my preparations. (That’s also the reason I have three kids.) I wanted to be entertaining and sexy, but I think I’ll just  talk about myself instead! It’s like we’re on a date! 

Who is Lindsey Flinch Bedder?

Read my lips

Read my lips. (Pictured: Not my lips.)

I’m an ADHD-rocking, dromedary-loving, fast-writing, bad-idea-having, sex-obsessed indie author. My dear friends call me ridiculous, self-involved, desperate, disorganized, un-empathic, and un-improvable. In real life, I am a delivery-chick, a mother, a wife, and an insecure flirt.

My big news: I’m back in college again! I’m surrounded by young college boys, so I finally get to be a cougar. My problem is that I can’t seem to wedge their bodies into trees. Also, my sense of humor makes them nervous.

My novellas and novels are about women provocateurs, the adventures they have, and the men who can’t get enough of them. My characters ignore the rules, defy social expectations, and pursue multiplicious men at the same time. Read my novels Trapper and Emmeline or Yellow Summer to witness insecure young women on the journey to being empowered, sexy, unapologetic, and promiscuous hotties.

(If you automatically parsed the term multiplicious men into multiple delicious men, then I want to be your friend.)

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36 Comments Wet and Wild Bloghop!

  1. Trix

    I’ve heard the “marathon not a sprint” analogy used in reference to the NHL hockey season, but never being wet and wild! Love it!

    vitajex(at)aol(dot)com

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  2. Sheri Savill

    Lindsey, I can already tell, I love the way you write! Personality. You haz it. Have not (yet) read any of your books, but based on the way you rocked this blog post, you are TEH AWESOME and I will bookmark this site fer shurr. This is my first “hop.” I’m lame. But hell. I’m here. So now I’m cool. In that pathetic way of mine. GAH.

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  3. Dawna Newman

    It’s so hot I really wish I was wet and wild okay maybe just wet right now 🙂

    vampiremistress2010(at)gmail(dot)com

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  4. Krista

    Skip the college boys. They have horrible hygiene. Go for the new professors! Thanks for the giveaway!
    ~Krista
    pinkbonanza{ AT }gmail{ DOT }com

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  5. Amanda D

    Thanks for the giveaway! I have so many kindle books I would love to have I’m not sure which I would choose. Or I might be a good mom and let my kids buy some ebooks instead.

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  6. Merry

    Well, I’m still dragging my wet (as in a wet rat) self along, with the wild being a crazed push to finish this marathon. Even as I almost collapse under the weight of my to read list I keep going. I can’t stop now, because what if there’s a wonderful new to me author on the next stop? For example, Yellow Summer sounds fantastic…

    dancingcelt at gmail dot com

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  7. Rachel

    You are a riot!! I couldn’t stop laughing while reading and I’m totally going start using ‘multiplicious men’.

    dragon5174 (at) gmail.com

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  8. Tata

    I’m loving the hop! The only problem is that my TBR pile is growing too fast lol
    alifeamongbooks (at) gmail (dot) com

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  9. Stacey

    LOL ~ I had to check out more of your blog 😉 Thanks for sharing and making us laugh!

    staceyprice(AT)gmail.com

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  10. jeannie platt

    Ok so learned a new word… Check…. Found a new blog and author to stalk… Check… Loved ever second and crazy thought of your post… check… Welcome to the crazy mom college student club.. Even though I will graduate finally in October… Much love

    [email protected]

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  11. shadowluvs2read

    Thank you for the awesome hop and giveaway! Its tons of fun!
    shadowluvs2read(at)gmail(dot)com

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