Can a Co-ed Get Some Love?

Bethany is the funny, insecure, hot college girl who finds an unlikely path out of the friendzone.

Bethany has a lot to do, and not much time to do it: Dorm Room Depravity

She has a lot to do, and not much time to do it:
Dorm Room Depravity

Have you read my 14,000-word ode to blossoming deviancy and dorm room experimentation? It’s the one about how college co-ed Bethany finally captures the attention of her platonic best buddy, Andrew. (Spoiler: It turns out he’s sort of a perv, and so is she.)

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Flirty streetwear at the Nasty Gal shop

Disclaimer: No, I’m not an affiliate for Nasty Gal, but I should be!!

Are casual clothes headed this way? Finally! I’m too young to have participated in the bra-less, halter top, no-HIV, half-shirted 1970’s. It finally looks like street fashion is doing a pivot back to cute + sexy and it’s about time. This fashion company just got on my radar: Nasty Gal. Despite the name they have some workable outfits!

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“So is that a Bible in your pocket?”

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Topless Book Club Lives My Art

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You know you’re getting old when some of your most prized and adventurous moments from your 20’s can now be accomplished in a fucking reading circle.

Meet the Outdoor Co-ed Topless Pulp Fiction Appreciation Society. My awesome Facebook buddy K.Z., who might just know my work better than I do, sent me this HuffPo link to a story about a 95% female book club that meets around Manhattan, goes topless, and reads books together.

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Brownies, Bribes, and Mechanics: Sneak Peek

Who hasn’t used their feminine wiles to get work out of mechanic? So here’s the intro to a new short story about a sexy, desperate girl who needs a brake line, and the mechanic she accidentally runs over.

This story might be called “The Brownie Bribe.” (Unless I want it to sell… in which case it will be “Mackin’ on the Mechanic (sex showoff stranger flirt bribe grope)” or something equally graceful.)

My favorite line so far: “If she’s deaf, she’s going to have a great sense of smell.”

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I want to make comment-babies

Just look at this fabulous paean to my writing genius! Someone came over from my Literotica account just to say something nice on my about page. Yep. I’m the real thing, ya’ll. I know I’m not very mainstream so it’s a real treat to hear when my writing head-butts a reader.

Stumbled across your story ‘she’s gonna be a star’ on literotica.com, and the recurring thought was just “who the fuck wrote this!?”

Honestly, your work is incredible. After I’d dealt with some more immediate ‘physical urges’ *cough cough* I had to go back again and read it from the start. Seriously, mind = blown. I was considering writing my own fiction someday, but after reading your work I don’t know how I could ever compare…..

You’re a fucking genius.

Every now and then it’s great to get confirmation that I’m not alone… in thinking my writing is genius.

Thank you, thank you, Anonymous poster!