When I originally posted about Jenny Scordamaglia for the Emmeline’s Possé I thought she was a goofy, funny, sexy oddity. I was proud to have ‘discovered’ her in an internet full of hotties jockeying for attention.
Believe it or not, it’s hard to find new members for the possé — they can’t merely be attractive and prone to nipslips. They have to have something more going on. Jenny Scordamaglia is a good example: She’s sweet, charismatic, committed to her beliefs, and a fabulous interviewer. Obvious possé material.
It turns out I completely underestimated the scale of her… extroversion. She’s a phenomenon!
Here’s the angle: Jenny Scordamaglia dresses like a phone sex advertisement, but she chats you up like Ellen Degeneris. Whether you’re at the Cool Car Expo or Art Basel Miami, when she zooms through your eye-line with her microphone and a thousand-watt smile, you drop your jaw. When she puts you in front of the camera, you’re charmed and bedazzled.
In her videos, her subjects forget everything going on below her chin. Once, one of her interview subjects posted a video link on his Facebook page. His friend commented: “Good job keeping your eyes up!” and “Maintaining eye contact like a boss.”
Watch a few more videos: You might just begin to admire American manhood. She’s a walking neural-elasticity test. She’s what happens when your wet dream suddenly slaps you in the face and asks, “What motivates your creative process?” All that American manhood can do in this situation is disengage the babymaker circuit, and answer.
Is Jenny Scordamaglia the Queen of Nipslips?
Recently a Miami blog found the courage to ask Jenny Scordamaglia the hard questions nobody really wondered about:
Girl, do you know what’s going on?
Answer: She does.
So where’s the healthy dose of body shame?
Answer: It’s just my body. It’s just anatomy. These are just nipples.
Why don’t you use double-backed tape?
Answer: It gets messy and doesn’t work. (I bet more men wished more women agreed!)
The blog post doesn’t ask the crucial question: Does Jenny Scordamaglia go commando in those tiny skirts? Lucky for you, there is a broad scholarship on this subject. The unauthorized “highlight reels” come and go, but they’re not hard to find! Here are two links that will probably break soon:
You might as well go ahead and subscribe to her youtube channel or follow her on Twitter. You might click for the nipslips and the short skirts, but you stay because she’s simply awesome. (Via MiamiNewTimes Blog.)
Here are my erotic stories about sexy, public women.
- Trapper and Emmeline
- 21 Hump Street: Sindy and the Crazy Cajun
- Angela and the Big Park Tease
- Angela and The Three Moving Men
- Angela Seduces the Cigar Party
- Carnie Ride
- Dakota Gets Spanked
- January / Jezebel (The Rockstar’s Whore)
- Sandrine and the Pagan God
- The Full Girlfriend Experience
- Yellow Summer