I think I’m close to having a good cover! Look at my text effects! My text is smoke-shaped–how did I do that? I’m not telling! Is it awesome? Yes.
I was wondering if I should include a bunch of wealthy older cigar-smoking men in the background, staring at the poor attention-deprived chick up front. That’s the big theme of the story, after all. But I didn’t want the cover to be too busy. And who has time to look for pictures of men when you have a giant cigar to insert between a girl’s legs? That’s a question even presidents have trouble answering.
Feedback is always welcome of course. I will be only moderately defensive if you don’t like it.