Sideboob to end all sideboob

Nominated for Emmeline’s posse! A short scene from who-knows-where: A sexy, showy sylph strides through a shopping mall wearing a crazy tank-top. This may have started as a creeper video, but by the end she’s twirling for the camera.

It is sideboob to end all sideboob (no naughty bits are shown).

She’s on her way to some kind of madcap adventure with a slightly loopy smile on her face. She’s already collecting attention, and the adrenaline rush puts a loose sway in her walk. Before the end of the night, she will have inspired a hundred men to wish they were stronger-smarter-richer-better-braver. Before the end of the night, a rock band will write a song about her. She’s the muse in the mall.

Women like Emmeline are out there in the world, stalking your libido in short-shorts.



Jenny Scordamaglia: More than the Queen of TV Nipslips

When I originally posted about Jenny Scordamaglia for the Emmeline’s Possé I thought she was a goofy, funny, sexy oddity. I was proud to have ‘discovered’ her in an internet full of hotties jockeying for attention.

Believe it or not, it’s hard to find new members for the possé — they can’t merely be attractive and prone to nipslips. They have to have something more going on. Jenny Scordamaglia is a good example: She’s sweet, charismatic, committed to her beliefs, and a fabulous interviewer. Obvious possé material.

It turns out I completely underestimated the scale of her… extroversion. She’s a phenomenon!

If you can resist a nipslip, it's a "nopeslip."

If you can resist a nipslip, it’s a “nopeslip.”

Here’s the angle: Jenny Scordamaglia dresses like a phone sex advertisement, but she chats you up like Ellen Degeneris. Whether you’re at the Cool Car Expo or Art Basel Miami, when she zooms through your eye-line with her microphone and a thousand-watt smile, you drop your jaw. When she puts you in front of the camera, you’re charmed and bedazzled.

In her videos, her subjects forget everything going on below her chin. Once, one of her interview subjects posted a video link on his Facebook page. His friend commented: “Good job keeping your eyes up!” and “Maintaining eye contact like a boss.”

Watch a few more videos: You might just begin to admire American manhood. She’s a walking neural-elasticity test. She’s what happens when your wet dream suddenly slaps you in the face and asks, “What motivates your creative process?” All that American manhood can do in this situation is disengage the babymaker circuit, and answer.

Is Jenny Scordamaglia the Queen of Nipslips?

Recently a Miami blog found the courage to ask Jenny Scordamaglia the hard questions nobody really wondered about:

Girl, do you know what’s going on?

Answer: She does.

So where’s the healthy dose of body shame?

Answer: It’s just my body. It’s just anatomy. These are just nipples.

Why don’t you use double-backed tape?

Answer: It gets messy and doesn’t work. (I bet more men wished more women agreed!)

The blog post doesn’t ask the crucial question: Does Jenny Scordamaglia go commando in those tiny skirts? Lucky for you, there is a broad scholarship on this subject. The unauthorized “highlight reels” come and go, but they’re not hard to find! Here are two links that will probably break soon:

You might as well go ahead and subscribe to her youtube channel or follow her on Twitter. You might click for the nipslips and the short skirts, but you stay because she’s simply awesome. (Via MiamiNewTimes Blog.)

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Here are my erotic stories about sexy, public women.

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Life in a flickr photo stream

blonde mom1 from flickrNew possé member! blonde mom1 is a lovely woman who has shared the spectrum of her life in 300 pictures. For what it’s worth, men respond verry well to her.

Personally, I marvel at her poise. She has that social-media skill of being able to control her message… she patiently slaps down pictures of her life like they’re Tarot Cards. Her impeccable flickr feed presents a dreamworld where people can do mundane, lifey things but their hair is never bad.

This is why the voices in my head voted her into Emmeline’s Posse: The part of her life that she shares on flickr is a work of art.

More art after the jump…

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Free Erotica Anthology!

Smutwriter's Anthology: Short Smut Volume 2

Smutwriter’s Anthology: Short Smut Volume 2 (Free except on Amazon.)

I told you I was a big deal.

  • Here’s the good news: My ridiculously hot eromantica short, Carnie Ride is available in the Smutwriter’s II Anthology!
  • Here’s the bad news, which is simply more good news: To get to my story Carnie Ride, you have to read through 11 other ridiculously hot short stories in genres like femdom, bdsm, menage, exhibitionism, shifting, and paranormal. Authors like Skye Warren and Aubrey Watt (and me!) start you up like a bad day and finish you like a plate of spaghetti. (A sexy plate of spaghetti.)
  • More good news: It’s free! (Except Amazon for now…)
  • Here’s just a news tidbit: I think I invented that word “eromantica” as a genre.
  • This just in: I didn’t invent “eromantica” as a genre. Here is an eromantican listing on GoodReads. Glad we settled that!

The Smutwriters are the band of erotica-writing geniuses who publish the Smutwriters Magazine.

It bears repeating:

Our erotica will start you like a bad day and finish you like a plate of spaghetti.

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Three free this weekend!

Here I am buoyed up by my fan base. You're so helpful for some reason! Also, how do you like my new hiphuggers?

Here I am buoyed up by my fan base. You’re so helpful for some reason! Also, how do you like my new hiphuggers?

I follow basketball off and on, and today’s big news is the Coach Mike Rice video where he abuses his Rutgers players.

While I was watching it, I got in the mood for some good old humiliation and BDSM erotica stories…

Poor Rutgers! Poor players!

Whether you’re a blog reader with amazing good taste or a sad Rutgers fan, you deserve free erotica!

Free Days for Three eBooks this weekend!

Yellow Summer: Adventures of a Pee Slut — free 4/6–4/7!

Dakota Gets Spanked — free 4/6–4/7!

Elvis is Telepresent — free 4/6–4/7!

Dakota Gets Spanked book cover Elvis is Telepresent Yellow Summer
Pick them up starting Saturday! If you like the stories — please leave a review! Mwaaah!