Three free this weekend!

Here I am buoyed up by my fan base. You're so helpful for some reason! Also, how do you like my new hiphuggers?

Here I am buoyed up by my fan base. You’re so helpful for some reason! Also, how do you like my new hiphuggers?

I follow basketball off and on, and today’s big news is the Coach Mike Rice video where he abuses his Rutgers players.

While I was watching it, I got in the mood for some good old humiliation and BDSM erotica stories…

Poor Rutgers! Poor players!

Whether you’re a blog reader with amazing good taste or a sad Rutgers fan, you deserve free erotica!

Free Days for Three eBooks this weekend!

Yellow Summer: Adventures of a Pee Slut — free 4/6–4/7!

Dakota Gets Spanked — free 4/6–4/7!

Elvis is Telepresent — free 4/6–4/7!

Dakota Gets Spanked book cover Elvis is Telepresent Yellow Summer
Pick them up starting Saturday! If you like the stories — please leave a review! Mwaaah!

Yellow Summer is Free on Amazon!

The wonderful Antoinette M– has posted about my free stories on her blog. That made me realize that I hadn’t announced them on my own blog! In fact, it’s been so long since my last big update, I wondered if I could even remember my own password!

Spoiler alert: I did.

How do you know about my free offers, even when I neglect to update my blog? I never forget my mailing list! Join it by clicking the link at the top right of every page on this site! Joining, you also get codes that make my stories free on my author page.

Yellow Summer: Adventures of a Pee Slut is now available… free! Yellow Summer is the quirky erotic romance between Lanna Langenhaft, a bubbly young college student, and Gael Ceannaideach, a severe, eccentric Scottish lord who is trying to run a fetish nightclub in the USA.

Yellow Summer is Free on Amazon for Kindle through Tuesday, January 8!

Book description:

“It’s Bridget Jones meets the Bangbus and then they crash into
a fetish club where she falls in love and saves everyone.”

—J.D. via the internet

The book cover that screams class.

The book cover that screams class.

Lanna Langenhaft is in a rut. Crappy boyfriend, angry father, no job, and a long empty summer ahead.

One day she wanders into a fetish club and they put her to work as the “Bathroom Girl”—half eye-candy, half janitor. She meets the club’s mesmerizing owner, Gael. He’s an eccentric Scotsman with anger issues, a muscular build, and abdominals ripped like a parachute accident. Lanna is precisely the type of bubbly weirdo he can’t stand… but he can’t stay away from her, either.

Soon, Lanna has a dysfunctional, adopted fetish-family—and a icky new fetish of her own: golden showers! She’s finally taking control of her life, when suddenly a figure from her past threatens to take it all away.

Can Lanna save her family, save the club, and snag an irritable Scotsman all at the same time? She’ll try her best. It will need a lot of sex and watersports.

* * * * *

Yellow Summer is a story about empowerment through getting peed on. It’s a story of personal em-pee-werment. Yes, you just read that. It’s the pee story for people who don’t like pee stories.

So… you don’t think peeing is awesome? Just consider a life where you can’t pee at all! That’s what I thought.

Here’s more reading, now that I’ve captured your interest:

I used this picture in my research (“pee-search”) blog posting. Why am I recycling it here? Just look at her dress, people. She’s killing it. Wouldn’t you want to be blogged about more than once if you had a red dress like that?

Young woman doing pee-search.

Excuse me, sir! Urine my way. I’m doing pee-search for my lavatory. I’ll publish it in the journal, “Bladder Homes and Gardens.” Urea-ly should subscribe. It’s sort of edgy and excre-ri-mental.
(Okay I’m out. Look at my tight red dress!!)
(c) Can Stock Photo

Free eBook with a new Lindsey story!

Cover for The Full Girlfriend Experience

“The Full Girlfriend Experience” is part of the Short Smut, Vol 1 anthology!! Woo-hoo!
(Cover photo: © the astonishing Can Büyükkalkan.)


  1. Do you have a constant need for sexual gratification, like me?
  2. Do you have a very short attention span, like me?
  3. Do you impulse-buy everything so you never have extra cash, like me?
  4. Do you want a super-sexy book cover on your Kindle, like me?

If you said “yes” to four or more of the above, you might just be me. In the event that you are not me, take a look at “Short Smut,” a free erotic-romance ebook on Smashwords!

The Smutwriters are a group of ninja-grade erotic romance writers. We write an online magazine every week. If you’re into writing, or smut, or even just clicking links while making “bloop bloop” sounds, you should visit.

Each of us Smutwriters contributed a short story to Short Smut. The result is an amazing collection of stories with sex and an amazing amount of romance. Best of all, it’s free! Download it for PDF, Kindle, and other ebook readers today! It’s a click away! Bloop bloop!

Question: If it’s so free, how come it’s free?
Answer: Volume! 

My story in the ebook is The Full Girlfriend Experience—a dangerous road trip into a forbidden sexual world. Beautiful Lorelei is tempted and taunted by her domineering boyfriend into selling herself for gas money. Spoiler alert: she loves it. Spoiler #2: the story has a French guy!

Here’s a longer description of the free ebook.

Short Smut, Volume 1Short Smut (Vol. 1)

Six working erotic writers pool together their special stories—stories too vivid, too short, too personal, or too wild to fit into longer projects. These tales veer through dominance, addiction, prostitution, orgies, vampire seduction, and all-out blistering sex. When the dust settles, the sweet, surprising heartbeat underlying every story is—love.

There are a thousand ways to be in love:

  • Wyle and Melissa almost lose everything to obsession.
  • Ari and Siobhan explore possession, sharing, and submission.
  • Chris and Nick break up, but the romance never stops.
  • Ben and Adair find love in four minutes—but it takes a few months.
  • Maria anchors her otherworldly lover, Jamie, to her body.
  • Lorelei passionately loves every man she meets—the money is a bonus.

The SmutWriters invite you to an evening’s bubble-bath of: Internet dating gone wrong. Emotionally complicated movie stars. Seedy bus stations full of rumpled, horny men. One-percenter orgies in opulent mansions. Girls accidentally seducing vampires. Teasing temp workers. French soldiers with chiseled torsos and killer accents. Sexy girlfriends willing to be shared at costume parties. A man afraid of commitment, and the man who won’t let him go.

FemDom, BDSM, Supernatural, Prostitution, Rough Sex, Group Sex, Anal, M/M, M/F, MM+/FF+ —all of it leading back to love. This is erotica with a romantic heart and an erection.

Download the book for free today!

(Or, if you’re a crazy person, you can wait and buy my story on Amazon later…)

Interview with Gael, an Irritable Scottish Hunk

Just a quick note as we wind down the Hero’s Blog Hop — Thanks, ya’ll! You guys are just wonderful! I hope you have found lots of new writers to follow. This week I’ll be receiving printed copies of my first ‘big’ book, Trapper and Emmeline. I’m so excited it that I’m giving away three paper copies rather than the single one I had planned. Everybody, best of luck in the Hero’s Blog Hop grand prize (I’m approving your comments as quickly as I can from work. Nobody has  forgotten to yet, but just remember to leave your email address in the comment so you can be entered)!

Irritable Scottish fetish club owners—rent your own awesome kilt at the amazing! You, too, can be like Gael.

Welcome to the Hero’s Blog Hop, in which we write a post from the POV of one of our heros! (Prizes and other links are at the bottom of this post.)

Today I sit down with Gilleathain Lachlainn Ceannaideach, of the Clan MacGillivray—or Gael, if you’re not a masochist—to see what makes him tick.

The story is Yellow Summer (publishing soon!), and Gael is the proprietor of Club Kind, a plucky young fetish club trying to establish itself in a rough Chicago university neighborhood.

Our heroine, Lanna, gets a job at Club Kind and trains to be the Bathroom Girl. Along the way she finds inner peace, outer strength, and an unlikely love with our damaged hero.

Click through for the interview! Continue reading

Trapper and Emmeline: Free on Amazon

He’s a recovering good guy. She’s maxing life on borrowed time.

Trapper and Emmeline is free today and tomorrow (7/19-7/20) for Kindle on Amazon! For the cost of a few mouse clicks, you get a $3.99, 168-page story full of sex, public displays of affection, insecurity, teasing, exhibitionism, stranger-play, email arguments, girlfriend-sharing, groping, inappropriate Facebook pictures, kissing, sexy-clothing rules, turned-on roommates, young-girl-old-man seduction, a penis named Zeus, love, cancer… and romance. Continue reading