Free eBook: “Teasing for the Team”

A shy, geeky girlfriend transforms into a sexy soccer babe to help her boyfriend’s career.

Gidget pits herself against a famous Victoria’s Secret underwear model in a contest to see which can get the most attention at a 2014 Soccer World Cup game.

3D-cover-copyGidget is a sexy, nerdy young woman who loves soccer. She joins her boyfriend on a business trip to Rio de Janeiro, planning to attend the Belgium vs. Korea World Cup Match while she’s there.

The trip turns sour when her boyfriend’s promotion is suddenly in jeopardy. His wealthy, eccentric boss complains that Belgium doesn’t have any gorgeous soccer babes in the stands this year. He boss thinks a friendly competition between Gidget and another girlfriend can fix this problem. Whichever girlfriend can be the sexiest soccer babe on the Belgian side of the stadium will win a promotion for her boyfriend.

Gidget secretly likes receiving male attention, so she’s willing to compete. Unfortunately, her adversary is none other than Aohhao, the famous Victoria’s Secret underwear model from Hawaii. Gidget will have to work very hard to eclipse this popular sex symbol!

The soccer game is an exhibitionist’s dream come true: The more Gidget escalates, the more excited she gets, and the closer she comes to winning the contest.

This 9000-word erotica story features soccer babes who try to outdo each other for attention. The story has themes of teasing, showing off, physical displays of affection, exhibitionism, a public orgasm, and even groping by a crowd. Gidget’s adventure is not for the shy or faint of heart!

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Can a Co-ed Get Some Love?

Bethany is the funny, insecure, hot college girl who finds an unlikely path out of the friendzone.

Bethany has a lot to do, and not much time to do it: Dorm Room Depravity

She has a lot to do, and not much time to do it:
Dorm Room Depravity

Have you read my 14,000-word ode to blossoming deviancy and dorm room experimentation? It’s the one about how college co-ed Bethany finally captures the attention of her platonic best buddy, Andrew. (Spoiler: It turns out he’s sort of a perv, and so is she.)

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Cheer the Winners of the Audio Book!

Everybody else, prepare to cry.

Sorry to everybody who didn't win! This won't sound good, but I'm really bad at saying "no" to people!

Sorry to everybody who didn’t win! This won’t sound good, but I’m really bad at saying “no” to you guys. (Pictured: The coffee mug I’ve always wanted is seeing another woman!)

If you’re on my newsletter then you received the announcement that my steamy southern short-story Carnie Ride (ebook, audio) is out as out as an audiobook

(You’re not on my newsletter!? I’ve never heard of such a thing. Go ahead and join. It’s not like I remember to write more than three times a year…)

In my newsletter I offered free download codes to people who could read past my slapdash marketing text. Many of you succeeded, many entered, few won.

Here are the fabulous, lucky winners, names redacted:

  • Gaele …
  • Chuck …
  • The mysterious “L L”

Congratulations! (If you love the story, please go and write a review. The more positive press the story receives, the more the narrator benefits, and she was fabulous and deserves the world!)

Wheee—I just love when people beg. Look at this fabulous, life-affirming (my life, at least) message of beseeching I received:

If its not to late (being on the West coast….. )

PLEASE, PLEASE …. put me into the lucky pile or hat to win a CODE!!!!!

I am on my KNEES…. tied up, ready to be spanked!!!!!

BEGGING… Wink wink…

love and kisses with a few licks…..

— from “C.G.”

Thank you, C.G.! A world of yes. Have a code. 🙂

Jenny Scordamaglia: More than the Queen of TV Nipslips

When I originally posted about Jenny Scordamaglia for the Emmeline’s Possé I thought she was a goofy, funny, sexy oddity. I was proud to have ‘discovered’ her in an internet full of hotties jockeying for attention.

Believe it or not, it’s hard to find new members for the possé — they can’t merely be attractive and prone to nipslips. They have to have something more going on. Jenny Scordamaglia is a good example: She’s sweet, charismatic, committed to her beliefs, and a fabulous interviewer. Obvious possé material.

It turns out I completely underestimated the scale of her… extroversion. She’s a phenomenon!

If you can resist a nipslip, it's a "nopeslip."

If you can resist a nipslip, it’s a “nopeslip.”

Here’s the angle: Jenny Scordamaglia dresses like a phone sex advertisement, but she chats you up like Ellen Degeneris. Whether you’re at the Cool Car Expo or Art Basel Miami, when she zooms through your eye-line with her microphone and a thousand-watt smile, you drop your jaw. When she puts you in front of the camera, you’re charmed and bedazzled.

In her videos, her subjects forget everything going on below her chin. Once, one of her interview subjects posted a video link on his Facebook page. His friend commented: “Good job keeping your eyes up!” and “Maintaining eye contact like a boss.”

Watch a few more videos: You might just begin to admire American manhood. She’s a walking neural-elasticity test. She’s what happens when your wet dream suddenly slaps you in the face and asks, “What motivates your creative process?” All that American manhood can do in this situation is disengage the babymaker circuit, and answer.

Is Jenny Scordamaglia the Queen of Nipslips?

Recently a Miami blog found the courage to ask Jenny Scordamaglia the hard questions nobody really wondered about:

Girl, do you know what’s going on?

Answer: She does.

So where’s the healthy dose of body shame?

Answer: It’s just my body. It’s just anatomy. These are just nipples.

Why don’t you use double-backed tape?

Answer: It gets messy and doesn’t work. (I bet more men wished more women agreed!)

The blog post doesn’t ask the crucial question: Does Jenny Scordamaglia go commando in those tiny skirts? Lucky for you, there is a broad scholarship on this subject. The unauthorized “highlight reels” come and go, but they’re not hard to find! Here are two links that will probably break soon:

You might as well go ahead and subscribe to her youtube channel or follow her on Twitter. You might click for the nipslips and the short skirts, but you stay because she’s simply awesome. (Via MiamiNewTimes Blog.)

Need inspiration?

Here are my erotic stories about sexy, public women.

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Free Erotica Anthology!

Smutwriter's Anthology: Short Smut Volume 2

Smutwriter’s Anthology: Short Smut Volume 2 (Free except on Amazon.)

I told you I was a big deal.

  • Here’s the good news: My ridiculously hot eromantica short, Carnie Ride is available in the Smutwriter’s II Anthology!
  • Here’s the bad news, which is simply more good news: To get to my story Carnie Ride, you have to read through 11 other ridiculously hot short stories in genres like femdom, bdsm, menage, exhibitionism, shifting, and paranormal. Authors like Skye Warren and Aubrey Watt (and me!) start you up like a bad day and finish you like a plate of spaghetti. (A sexy plate of spaghetti.)
  • More good news: It’s free! (Except Amazon for now…)
  • Here’s just a news tidbit: I think I invented that word “eromantica” as a genre.
  • This just in: I didn’t invent “eromantica” as a genre. Here is an eromantican listing on GoodReads. Glad we settled that!

The Smutwriters are the band of erotica-writing geniuses who publish the Smutwriters Magazine.

It bears repeating:

Our erotica will start you like a bad day and finish you like a plate of spaghetti.

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