“It’s just that author Antoinette M— gets you excited in ways you can’t anticipate… add that to the list of good reasons to keep a supply of goats. So now that you’re turned on and all, let’s tear off the duct tape and see what Antoinette M— says.”
We have it all in this one paragraph: Praising a friend; referencing why we’d need large herds of goats; implied duct tape bondage.

Antoinette’s line-drawing portrait demonstrates the
“Up-deuteronomy” hairstyle. It’s described in the 5th book of the Pornteteuch.
This paragraph is in the ‘intro-after-the-intro’ of an interview with Antoinette M—. Yes. NSFW writers are so progressive, we’re even re-imagining the idea of an introduction.
Goes to show, there is no limit to the odd things a NSFW erotica writer can bring into a sentence, once she gives up hope of ever making sense to her readers.
The pre-introduction blog post is here: “…how to slice up lab animals…”
The actual introduction and interview blog post is here: “…She must have an anus of steel…”